**Not a real stripper
First, I want to brag that I majored in English Lit & Math for my undergrad.
Lit because hi, writing! & Math because I come from a community of Jewish ex-Soviet immigrants who insisted
Behold! My attempt at understated self-flattery:
(They also insisted I become a doctor or a lawyer. At least I got the Math thing down).
I’ve lived in eight cities in my 20’s. I call this youthful wanderlust.
My grandma calls it a pin in my ass.
Most of that time, I’ve been bouncing between existential crises freelance writing projects.
Including, but not limited to:
on it.
...Unless? I mean I'm a team player...
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Ghostwriting the traumatic memoir of a Navy officer from Texas who I’ve literally only spoken to over phone
(him - *breaking down in tears about his abusive dad* | me - "hmm should I use 'sob' or 'weep'?")
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Writing product descriptions for some dude who may or may not have been a snake oil salesman
(jury’s still out but he does sell "Ancient Alchemy" ointment for $359 so... oops?)
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& Drafting email campaigns for a wedding photographer, then attending her actual wedding
(that was fun! Hope you're well, Irina!)
Yeah, it’s been a weird story. You down to make it weirder?
crap, I really gotta update this thing
Whatsapp: +1 781 296 7630
Writing scripts, pitching activations, & getting weirdly familiar with the frozen fish market as a Copywriter @ Bray & Co.
Remote, Feb 2023 -- Present
Took breaks between tapas to write headlines about sex toys as a Copywriting Intern @ Officer & Gentlemen
Madrid, Spain, Apr 2023 -- June 2023
Had a mid-life crisis & fell in love with Scarlett Johannsson as a Copywriting Intern @ Wunderman Thompson
Tokyo, Japan, Jan 2023 -- Mar 2023
Realized that low-key everyone's just pretending to know what they're doing while Freelance Copywriting & Book Editing
Remote, Mid 2018 -- Still now-ish
Grew to despise the subway & did the whole startup thing on the Marketing Team @ Evercontact
New York, NY, 2017 -- 2019
Found the world's best falafel & developed interactive storytelling formats on the Content Dev Team @ Ex.co
Tel Aviv, Israel, 2016 -- 2017
Learned about insights and also that I don't know what an insight is at Miami Ad School Europe
Berlin, Germany, 2022 -- 2023.
Top Dog Award, Q4 2022
This is a made-up award for grades that don't matter
BUT they gave it to me so sue me
Sold my soul for a fancy piece of paper that says "MSc in Marketing & Communication" @ Steinbeis University
Berlin, Germany, 2022 -- 2023
Discovered firsthand that Celsius & Fahrenheit meet at -40 degrees at McGill University
Montreal, Quebec, 2012 -- 2016
&& Here's a more-thorough but yikes-pretty-ugly resume that I'm hoping to overhaul with your help, thanks!